Lie to me

Lea Kelley tagged me with a Lie To Me meme.  To be honest (heh), I’m not good at making things up which seemed to me all the more reason to do it.  So, here goes…

Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you.

Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up.

If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me.

 

Then tag  7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie.

Pride
What is your biggest contribution to the world?

My ability to tell amazing, yet believable, stories and lies at the drop of a hat.

This great talent once saved the world from aliens who came to our planet with the intention of destroying us, thinking we had no great stories to tell.  My stories were so entertaining that the aliens decided to move on to another planet.  Unfortunately for them, the stories told there were so dull that the aliens were soon destroyed by the boredom of it all.

Envy
What do your coworkers have that you wish was yours?

The daily  and intricate politics of working in a pharmacy and dealing with people.  Almost every morning I think to myself, “I miss the Drama Llama.”

Gluttony
What did you eat last night?

Frog legs and bass which I went out to the pond and caught on my own.  I had red-winged blackbird eggs for dessert because the bunny rabbits got away.

Lust
What really lights your fire?

Mummers.  Happy drunken men wearing dresses and feathers,  carrying parasols, and wishing everyone a happy new year really do it for me.

Anger
What is the last thing that pissed you off?

The neighbor allowing his dogs to come over and do whatever they wish.  Last night the dogs got in the rowboat and rowed around for hours!  They were having a party out there on the pond.  The nerve… and they didn’t even invite us to join them.  Worse yet, they were still here this morning, eating breakfast and reading the paper.

Greed
Name something you hoard and keep from others.

Snowflakes.

Sloth
What’s the laziest thing you ever did?

Had a giant slide built from the house to the pond so that when I want to go swimming I can slide down rather than walk.

I’m not sure who to tag so consider yourself tagged if you want to play along.  Consider my lack of tagging another example of my slothfulness.